Spring in Japan is the season for cock and vag, y'all!
Well actually, for having babies. Japan has one of the lowest birthrates in the world so every year they celebrate a series of festivals to bring fertility and a good harvest to the people. This has said to be going on for about 1,500 years!
I am totally down to party for the sake of cunt and johnson.
Fluffy kebobs and hot dogs?
Dick and Mary?
Spunk stick and Poo nanee?
I'm having way too much fun here.