TMI Thursday: NSFW!!!

I hate Thursdays. 

Not in real life, in real life Thursday's are great, almost as great as Fridays...but in...um, fake life (I don't know what to call my life on this blog, sorry)...when I have to live up to my promises and post some shitty "Thrifty Thursday" BS when really I could give a crap about what's cheap and shit...it can kind of get annoying.  We're in a recession.  Duuuuuuuuh...do we really need to be reminding ourselves of that all the fucking time!?  I hate it and I hate myself for committing to it. 

So.....

I was doing my usual this morning and reading all of the blogs I follow and I saw that Lilu over at LiveItLoveIt does this awesome thing every Thursday called TMI Thursday!  I can totally dig it.  It's so gross and crude and funny and wrong!  Check out all the hilariousness on her page sent in from her readers, it's so good.

I adore this idea and I am now officially changing lame ass Thrifty Thursday to awesome fucking TMI Thursday!

Now...Mom, I know you read my blog and I love you for that but could I request that you just scroll all the way down and pretend TMI Thursday doesn't exist for like, the rest of your life?  This goes for my brother, and any other members of my family too that love me enough to read my blog.  I'm thinking this could get dirty.

I will keep my TMI's short and sweet so as to not alienate my readers completely with my vulgarity.  It will be like therapy, yes?

Why don't you join in!  Leave a TMI in the comments section, anomously if desired. 

Just let it all out, fuck it, why not?

So here's my first ever TMI:

I have one fantasy...it's the only fantasy I have ever had that I haven't been able to fulfill: I long for the opportunity to find a man who will let me strap one on and fuck him in the ass.  I think it's called Pegging.  To me, it's sooo hot.

There I said it. 

I have only openly admitted this before while stumbling drunk through the streets of DC, asking random guys if they would let a woman fuck him in the ass if it really turned her on, and I have gotten back many responses, like "I want to fuck your mouth", or "If you jump off a cliff first", or "Get the fuck away from me you dirty drunk whore!"...yea soooooo...maybe i'll just find some bi-sexual guy on craigslist...do it once and move on with my life.  I don't know.

BTW, did you know that a man can have an anal orgasm!?  Yea, they can. That's some heavy shit!

Hey straight guys, gays like ass sex for a reason!! Join in on the fun boys, don't be so insecure, I won't tell anyone you like it in the butt, I promise!  You're missing out, man.  It doesn't make you gay if a woman is doing you in your butt...it just makes you adventurous...sexually free...and according to me, great in bed!

I'm totally going to start raping dudes, fur reeeal.

(both images found on google images)